June 3, 2011

National Donut Day - we bow our heads in silence

 Homer, patron saint of donuts.  D'oh Nuts.  Second cousin married to second cousin Floor Pie.  Closely related to Don't make friends with salads.

Did you know....
14 billion donuts consumed annually in the US.

Did you know...
Top donut consumers are not yellow.

Did you know....
But they do live in the midwest.  What else can you do in winter?  Make babies?
What do you do when you are too fat to make babies?

Relax.  Eat a donut, pal.

Here we see one of the 7 wonders of the world:

The Krispy Kreme Bacon and Eggs Burger.

Seriously, what more is there to say.

Did you know that donuts are the #2 baked good in the United States, second only to bread.

Damn bread.

Is there no justice?

With all the cops eating donuts, you think there might be justice.

Justiced Donuts. Mmmmmmmmm.


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