How about this scenario?
Navy Seals burst into the Trump boardroom, taking out the Donald, as Obama breaks into regular programming to tell world that real estate terrorist Donald Trump was captured without incident. Unfortunately, Meatloaf, John Rich and Marlee in proving their loyalty to the Donald, are fired. upon.
Cut to Marlee's sign translator. She gave it all for the Donald.
Meanwhile on Survivor, Phillip takes it all.
Can the world get weirder????